I’m going to PyCon India 2009. Are you?

He liked her. Very much. He had never felt like that before. The butterflies in his stomach were beating up a storm. He had never believed in love at first sight. Till he saw her.

Her waitress uniform made her look cuter than ever. He knew he had to ask her out. He drummed up enough courage, went to her and said ‘Hi’.

She turned, gave him a cute smile, and replied ‘Hello uncle, what can I do for you?’

I dig KrishAshok‘s writing. Been lurking there for a long time.

Only problem is, he doesn’t write often. Nor does he tweet often.

Only solution is, ofcourse, to create a bot that writes like him, and another bot that tweets like him.

UPDATE: Some of my favorites: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, etc. Too many to list :)

UPDATE 2: Absolute Ripper

An Automatic Quote Generator – generates sound bites that almost sound like someone else, and are somtimes funny as hell:

• AutoFreya, emulating the doubtfully-anonymous-teen Freya
• AutoLG, for popular blogger Louis Gray
• AutoMona, for, well, I can’t describe who Mona is yet. I haven’t figured out. Just someone cool, maybe?
• AutoAtwood, for one of the few for-the-masses dev coder Jeff Atwood

A few of them (@AutoLG & @AutoMona) also have twiwtter bots for them, posting short tweets once every seven minutes.

And ofcourse, I open sourced the code for all this – and made it available on github :)

I’ve got a new email id.

It’s me@yuvisense.net

Groovy, uh? ;)

He was sitting in class. Bored. He looked around. He saw sixty other people, but felt alone. He stood up, shouted ‘Why am I here?!? This won’t do!’ and walked out of the class, leaving everyone confused and weirded out.

He moved out of the campus, and saw sixty thousand other people. He still felt alone. He realized the problem is not the world, but him. Within the next few hours, the problem went away. Forever.

The bus lurched to one side, and fell of the bridge. He felt his skull crack. He realized he had just seconds to live. One hand immobilized, he used the other to find the mobile. Two well practiced presses later, he was at the Compose Message screen. Five seconds later, he had the words ‘love ya’ typed out. He hit send, and died peacefully.

Five second later, an error popped up on the screen. Unable to send message. Retry?. He wasn’t alive to press Yes.

She never knew.

As someone with a lot of friends in these concentration camps, I can say that this is SPOT ON.

(Subtitles by Krish Ashok)

I love autogenerating text.

So I ran Freya’s Blog through a markov chain text generator, and it came up with a ton of potentially funny quotes that had me in splits for a while. Here are the best:

1. They say its gonna kill me
2. But still, his eyes are in no way good.
3. Thank God I never pick it up.
4. But hello, which parent accompanies a full-grown daughter to her lover
5. When you win, nobody knows that she’s thinking of marriage.
6. He’ll persuade me somewhow and then copy-paste this.
7. And I’m blogging with a heavy suitcase full of new clothes (which aren’t really comfortable and I wasn’t flat-chested) but not sweet! Um..well..the dress isn’t bad but I was embarrassed.
8. My Friend deserves better, so finally we’re here in the future.
9. I didn’t want Economics, so they grow, safely and sweetly blossoming. By this time, the camera broke.
10. It broke because, well, he was gorgeous!
11. Considering the fact that I would’ve sat without realising that 59 people registered for the ball, gowns etc. But that’s very few blogs.
12. Her reason ultimately was, you don’t really like the designs. But that’s what women want for being in a relatioship.
13. If a women got molested, then she finally said “Okay, dear, I will have to pay so far and she still lurves him
14. That’s stupid.
15. If anyone has the official cleavage showing license, I don’t. Now, it’s not falling.

I swear these are all authentic computer produced text, and I think they do have a ‘freya’ feel to them. Don’t they?

Now, if there’s enough interest, I might even make this into a website, that throws you a quote everytime you hit it :P Or maybe I should target some other blogger? (/me eyes Sathya)